Panic Grips NYC!
NYC tenants are engulfed with fear as there may be a potential strike by… wait for it… Doormen! That’s right, rich sophisticates throughout NYC may be forced to do the unthinkable, open doors for themselves, operate an elevator and even take out their own garbage! It is unfathomable and the thought simply breaks my heart! Good luck rich-folk and I pray that, if there is a strike, it will be a swift one! Godspeed!
Just saw a commercial last night for a new product for women called BootyPop. Now, the purpose of this product is so that a woman’s butt can look more, how can I put this, shaped when wearing jeans. I have to admit, the person who came up with this is a genius. It’s the booty equivalent for a push-up bra! For those who don’t know what it looks like, here’s an image:
This can be very deceiving to all men out there. Can you just imagine a removable butt? Kind of freaky huh? It’s one thing for the eyes, as I’m sure this contraption would have many heads turning, but how good is it for that other sense called touch? I’m still waiting for the men’s equivalent for the crotch! It can be called the CrotchPop. Oh wait, we’ve already have something like that since the invention of socks!